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Making it Up (So You Don't Have To)
Ever been in a meeting where everyone is trying to outdo each other with wanky business cliches that make simple things sound more complicated?
"Before we put this to bed we need to recognise it's the 80/20 rule at work. So let's drill down and think outside the square so we can find a win-win situation that enables us to pick the low hanging fruit."
To help make it up (so you don't have to) head on over to What the Fuck is My Social Media Strategy? With randomly generated phrases like 'amplify word of mouth by motivating influencers' and 'facilitate audience conversations and drive engagement with social currency' at the ready, all you have to do is hit refresh to sound suitably impressive.
Ps: If you like this site, you'll love What the Fuck Should I Make for Dinner!
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I am liking this already:) Kisses sweetie and thanks:)
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Ahahaha! I love it. In my former life (pre-Izzy) I was in HR & Training for 7 years... Corporate wanker speak was big where I worked and it drove me mad. I love the example you gave.. hilarious.
ReplyDeleteHilarious! I once broke up with an otherwise lovely bloke because he couldn't switch of the jargon (or the blackberry).
ReplyDeleteOne of my favourites is "we need to cultivate an environment that fosters stewardship through sustainable growth" - priceless.
ReplyDeleteOMG I was in that meeting yesterday. LOL.
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