Bling-Bling-A-No-No!

Image: Toya's World

Surely one of the first signs you've lost touch with reality is when you insist on wearing a blingtastic necklace/belly chain ensemble while taking a dip off your luxury yacht. I'm tipping this won't be a trend gracing the shores of Dromana this Summer! Still, it could have been worse...

Image: Celebitchy

At least Beyoncé didn't attempt to don an Earlace (a.k.a. an accident waiting to happen) while doing a little bit of doggy paddle!